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The power to to think less
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The power to f*ck yourself
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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.
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The power to sh*t bricks
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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night
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The power to fly when you fart
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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.
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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it
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the power to shout and make people piss their pants
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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping
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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.
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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.
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The power to plank
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The power to vomit through your anus.
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Meatvision.
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the power to see into the present.
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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)
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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes
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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.
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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls
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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.
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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.
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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.
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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!