- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to be a gamer

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the power to kiss your own ass

to spelle caretly

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

he power to make mistakes

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to touch your toes

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

Pointless Super Powers