the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to to think less

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to see forever

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to in power your self

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!