the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to clean

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!