The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to plank

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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Meatvision.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the ability to become black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!