The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!