The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to misspell

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to scare female plants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!