The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!