Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the ability to type slower.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!