The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to have a V8

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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to die when you are happy

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!