The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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Acid pee

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!