The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to kiss your own ass

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!