The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!