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The power to be yourself.
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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.
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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.
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The power to think of a pointless superpower
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The power to eat your poop
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The power to explode on the moon
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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years
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The power of micro penis.
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u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???
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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.
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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.
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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose
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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.
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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet
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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.
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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.
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the power to be able to speel ronj
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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room
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the ability to grow your nails at will.
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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)
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the power the to use hands when you already have hands
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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.
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The power to fall up.
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The ability to find a squirrels nuts
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!