The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to smell colors.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!