The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to have a power

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power to complete math exercises

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!