The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to go suicide

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability to fart pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!