power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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to die when you are happy

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to beathe

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!