the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to snore.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!