The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!