Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power of the succulent game

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!