the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to go into a coma

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the ability to turn into random hats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!