The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to exist

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!