- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

the ability to turn into random hats

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to have night vision during the day.

A good Kisser

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

the power to create bad superpowers

the power of words

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The ability to smell with your hands

The power to smell thoughts.

The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

The power to speak in braille...

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

Pointless Super Powers