The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to control urine

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!