The power to think out loud without saying a word

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to poke

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to snore.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power of words

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!