The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to shit dirt!

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!