The power of bullet atraction

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to jump face first

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the power to hate nature

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!