The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!