the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to think salmon.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!