the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the power to not finish your

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to be really itchy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!