The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!