The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to plank

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!