The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power... to read this

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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solar powered night-vision

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to plank

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!