The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to die at will

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to shit brix

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!