The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power... to read this

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!