the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see into the present

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to go on this website

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to see through water.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!