To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!