the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to die at will

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!