The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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power to fly...backwards.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to breathe

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the power to die at will

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the ability to become black.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to be powerless

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!