See through invisible people

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The power to fall up.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to die

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!