the power to control your own body movements

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!