The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to die while dieing

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to think salmon.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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Lactokinesis

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the power to control urine

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the power to see into the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!