the power to go on this website

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to do nothing.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!