The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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Grass eating

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to snore.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!