The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!