The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!