the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to create shit

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!