The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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Super-slowness

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power of words

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The abilty to go through water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!