The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to die

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!