The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to have a dick in the box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!