the power to in power your self

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to like this power

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Being a freemason

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!