The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the power to sneeze cum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!