the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!