The power to change the shape of any object at will

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to die at will

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!