The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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A good Kisser

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!