The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!