the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the ability to post here

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!