- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

The power to shit dirt!

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to fart really smelly :P

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

Find Waldo

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

Immunity to medication

The power to die

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

Pointless Super Powers