- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to stand still for five hours

The ability to be in fashion.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to touch MC Hammer.

the power to not have superpowers

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

X ray vision on chairs

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

The power to live.

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

Pointless Super Powers