The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to poo.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to smell poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!