The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!