the power to create bad superpowers

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!