The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to control sloths

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!