The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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the power to fart mace

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Find Waldo

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to stay a virgin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!