The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to see into the present.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!