The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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Lactokinesis

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to control urine

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to be wrong

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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To pee standing up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!