The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to be a human

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to bleed

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!