the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the ability to become black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!