the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to die at will

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to remember th...

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!