The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to breathe

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!