the power to be really itchy.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to plank

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to create shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!